Jonas Parker
10-09-2006, 07:34 PM
Three Arkansas surgeons were golfing and discussing operations that they had performed.
The first bragged "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed a concert for the Queen of England."
The second scoffed "that's nothing. A young man lost one arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and two years later he won the Olympic decathalon!"
The third surgeon chuckled "you guys are just amateurs. A few years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana, and she rode her horse head-on into a train travelling at eighty miles an hour. All that was left was the woman's blond hair and the horse's ass. I reattached them and now she's the U.S. Senator from New York!"
The first bragged "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them and eight months later he performed a concert for the Queen of England."
The second scoffed "that's nothing. A young man lost one arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and two years later he won the Olympic decathalon!"
The third surgeon chuckled "you guys are just amateurs. A few years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana, and she rode her horse head-on into a train travelling at eighty miles an hour. All that was left was the woman's blond hair and the horse's ass. I reattached them and now she's the U.S. Senator from New York!"