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[Dr. X]

DICTIONARY FOR DECIPHERING FEMALE PERSONAL ADS:

*40ish............................................ .....49
*adventurous.....................................s lept with everyone
*athletic......................................... .....no breasts
*average looking................................moooooo
*beautiful........................................ ...pathological liar
*emotionally secure...........................on medication
*feminist......................................... ....fat
*free spirit..........................................ju nkie
*friendship first..................................former slut
*new age...........................................body hair in wrong places
*old fashioned...................................no BJs
*open minded....................................desperat e
*outgoing......................................... ..loud and embarassing
*professional..................................... .witch
*voluptuous....................................... .very fat
*full figured.........................................mo rbidly obese
*seeking soul mate.............................stalker


DICTIONARY FOR DECIPHERING FEMALE TERMINOLOGY:


*yas.............................................n o
*no..............................................y es
*maybe.......................................no
*we need....................................I want
*I'm sorry....................................you'll be sorry
*sure, go ahead..........................you better not
*do what you want.....................you'll pay for this later
*I'm not upset.............................of course I'm upset, you moron!
*you're attentive tonight.............is sex all you think about?



DICTIONARY FOR DECIPHERING MALE TERMINOLOGY:

*I'm hungry....................................I'm hungry
*I'm sleepy.....................................I'm sleepy
*I'm tired........................................I'm tired
*nice dress.....................................nice tits
*I love you......................................let's have sex
*I'm bored......................................wanna have sex?
*may I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you
*can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you
*wanna see a movie?.....................I'd like to have sex with you
*have dinner with me?....................I'd like to have sex with you
*those shoes don't match your outfit...I'm gay

(Thanx to English Mike...:D )

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

The mistakes I couldn't edit out by the way...:mad:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

When a woman is quiet and just glares............ I want you to STFU

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[Dr. X]

Woman...quiet...isn't that an oxymoron? :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Generally so but that's what my wife does when she's mad at me :D

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[Dr. X]

My ex threw stuff...nothin' says STFU like a fryin' pan upside the head...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

Apparently she throws like a girl!:D Otherwise she mighta contacted a time or two!:p

[Dr. X]

Nothin' left up there to hurt. My last brain cell rattles around in my skull like a BB in a boxcar...:(

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

But it's your boxcar! :D

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[mrrk1562]

hey that fring pan realy hurts when it hits you ..was in my buddies kichten one nite when is girl friend got mad and she slammed a deep dish cast iron fring down on the the floor and it came flying at us it hit my buddy sqaure in the back of the head and knock him out ..it was the funniest thing i ever saw ..long story short ..we pissed her off ..his eyes lit up like a tilt sign on a pin ball machine ..its a russion thing ..the best part was she was not aiming at him ..

[MdlMkr 7.62]

I hope you thanked him for taking "the bullet" for you. :D

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[MdlMkr 7.62]

"WORD" to the good DR. STFU :p

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