I wonder...

[Jonas Parker]

I wonder how Saddam is enjoying his 72 virgins today? :D

[Dr. X]

Surprise! He's not. It's a scam just like his religion...:rolleyes:

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

(Disclaimer: the opinions expressed by Dr. X are his alone and not the opinions of the Survival Files or the members thereof...)

[Bawana Jim]

Probably pure hell with his head laid over on his shoulder like that.:D

jim

[GUN SNOB]

Virgens in this day and age? Ive seen some of the FUGLY women with kids at wall mart.

These must be some Butt ugly, smelly, bitchy hags.

Or are thay women at all. Thay might need to check the fine print on that. (Arnt women for marrying and boys for 'fun' in the middle east?)

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Yeah, doeas it say which gender "the virgins" are :confused:

:D

[MrGrey]

I could think of several sadistic things to say, all with a humors twist.

Example:

Wouldn't you love to see the look on his face when he found out a jew was in charge?

Ok that one just kills me but lets get serious for a moment. As I understand it, God is a pimp, and heaven is a whore house. Any one who plays by the rules gets laid for eternity. However I find it hard to beleive that God is exactly like that. I think some one has been sold a load of crap. When they get there and find they have been lied too I suspect that they will be told to go to the ones who promised this reward and collect it from them.

I'd like to see the look on some holy mans face when he gets there and finds a long line of suicide bombers waiting for him with demands of eternal sex. That could be roll on the floor funny if it were not so pathetic.

By my same logic, it might be interesting to see Osoma when he dies, and finds 3,000 dead people from the sept. 11 attacks waiting for him to explain in front of God why they needed to be dead before their time. That might be a picture worth a thousand words.

Its after midnight in my time zone right now, I wonder how this post will look after I have had some sleep? Perhaps I should not post when I'm this tired. I quit working on my book an hour ago because I could not make any sence at all. I better hit the hay and review this later.

[tedbo]

Nuns with Guns comes to mind!!:D

[MrGrey]

tedbo I laughed out loud. Thanks, that was good. Perhaps this one should be moved to the humor section.

[Beprepared]

As I recall, its 72 Palaces, with 72 rooms, with 72 virgins in each room awaits those who do Allah's work.

Which is sorta funny, Muhommad labeled those who didn't believe in ANY god as the infidels to kill, not Christians who believed in the God of Jesus.

Again, its all what you believe, the Palastinians are raised from birth believing that Jews are secretly demons from hell that walk the earth, in a human form.

*I* believed Captain Kangaroo, when he said I needed to order my "Picture Pages" to color with him and Bill Cosby. :D

[tedbo]

Mr.Grey, I am glad you got a good chuckle! I must be a comedian in disguise!

You have to look for a laugh daily or you become the next Eyore of Winnie the Pooh.


Be Prepared, I think the real problem started in the same way that you tell a story to a line of people.
The first person in line tells a story that might be, say, 5 sentences.

By the time it reaches the last guy in the line it is so corrupted the story has 12 sentences and the whole scenario different!