Jonas Parker
11-24-2006, 06:28 PM
Two 'gators were settin' in a swamp talkin'. The smaller 'gator turned to the bigger one and said "I cain't unnerstan how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're da same age, we wuz da same size as kids. I don' gits it..."
"Well", said the big 'gator, "whatchu been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians, sem as you", replied the smaller 'gator.
"Whar ya'all catch em?"
"Down 'tother side of da swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmmmmm. How do ya'all catch em?"
"Well, I's crawls up unner one of them Lexuses and waits fer one to unlock de door, then I jumps out, grabs their leg, shakes the shit outta em, den eats em up!"
"Dat's your problem", said the big 'gator. "you ain't gettin' any real nourishment. By the time you gits done shakin' da shit out of a Politician, thar ain't nuthin left but an asshole and a briefcase!"
"Well", said the big 'gator, "whatchu been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians, sem as you", replied the smaller 'gator.
"Whar ya'all catch em?"
"Down 'tother side of da swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmmmmm. How do ya'all catch em?"
"Well, I's crawls up unner one of them Lexuses and waits fer one to unlock de door, then I jumps out, grabs their leg, shakes the shit outta em, den eats em up!"
"Dat's your problem", said the big 'gator. "you ain't gettin' any real nourishment. By the time you gits done shakin' da shit out of a Politician, thar ain't nuthin left but an asshole and a briefcase!"