STFU...

[Dr. X]

as ever,
Dr. X:cool:

[Dr. X]

Say ya want some more, well, here's some more...:D

as ever,
Dr. X

[Jonas Parker]

Looks like something John Kerry ought to be drinking lots of...

[Dr. X]

The good thing about a steaming hot cup of STFU is it crosses all political, religious, or economical boundries...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[akfanatic]

The good thing about a steaming hot cup of STFU is it crosses all political, religious, or economical boundries...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:


You are correct sir.

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Would you like a steaming cup of STFU or a tall frosty one?? :confused:

[Dr. X]

I'll take the Double Extra Large Grande Latte Mocha cup of steaming STFU with a double shot of Espresso, heavy on the froth...:D :cool:

as ever,
Dr. X

[Dr. X]

I just thought I'd drop by with good wishes for the season and tell everyone they're cordially invited to SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Ho Ho Ho,
Dr. X :cool:

[clyde-the-pointer]

A man asks Dr. X : "Do you ever post anything intelligent"?

Dr. X responds "why bother, I let my fingers do the talking".

[Dr. X]

This is the minefield, Clyde, I don't have to say anything intelligent. Oh...and STFU!!! :p :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[fal_762x51]

Ok the files are down and I need my fix at work. Since this forum holds mostly FAL members; hello again from the otherside... and Dr.X... STFU!!!! :D

[Dr. X]

and Dr.X... STFU!!!! :D

:D :D :D

as ever,
Dr. X

[GROG]

Since I'm new in these parts, I thought I'd respectfully tell everyone to STFU.
;-) GROG

[GOVT1911]

And to my two favorite posters in these here parts (Grog and Dr. X), a nice, tall, frosty glass overflowing with STFU!! :p

[Dr. X]

Since I'm new in these parts, I thought I'd respectfully tell everyone to STFU.
;-) GROG

Good to see ya Grog...Sit down, take a load off, and just shut the f*ck up...:D

And that goes double latte grande Rancho Malario with a triple shot of avgas STFU for YOU, GOVT...;)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

I hope you all celebrate New Year's Eve with several bottles of sparkling STFU! Cheers!


(burp)

[tedbo]

That goes for you too,:p :D Jonas!
Seriously,I wish you well!

[Dr. X]

Shut the f*ck up, Ted...Oh, and Happy New Year! :D

as ever,
STFU-X :cool:

[tedbo]

Happy STFU New Year to you too!Watch it,I might snub ya!Oh,wait a minute....if I snub ya then I can't tell ya to stfu.Mmmm....,what a vicious circle.oh well,STFU anyway!:p :D
I hope you and yours have a safe and very happy one!

[Dr. X]

A mere snub could never equal the tactical devastation of a heapin' helpin' of STFU! ;)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

OUCH!That'll leave a mark!:eek:
Oh well,back acha!:D

[Dr. X]

Dammit, Ted, I done tol' you oncet. Now jus' eggsactly whut part of Have SHUT a THE Happy F*CK New UP!!! Year don't yew unnerstan'? !!! :p

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[fal_762x51]

Will everyone Shut The Fack Up!? I'm trying to quit smoking and the voices hurt. STFU... ah bats attacking me... everyone STFU...voices, voices! Screw it, I'm gonna buy a pack of cigarettes after work. What? "You should quit," you say. To you, Shut The Fack Up!!!

[Dr. X]

Shut the F*ck up...quitter! :p :D

as ever,
Dr. X

[Dr. X]

HAPPY SHUT NEW THE YEAR F*CK UP!!!

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[GROG]

Hey... I hear Saddam had a "long neck" glass of STFU... Hahahahahahahahaha
:D

[GOVT1911]

Grogster, that's one of the funnest Saddam jokes I've heard yet!

Gov

[Dr. X]

Grogster, that's one of the funnest Saddam jokes I've heard yet!


It WAS pretty good...Now STFU! You too, Gov...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

Dr. X, it's been two whole days since you've posted here. May I finally presume that you are now willing to

SHUT THE
F*CK UP!!!

[Dr. X]

Aren't we the presumptuous one...it'll never happen! :D

Yours in STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[fal_762x51]

STFU

Man this thread is good for releasing anger.

[tedbo]

Yup!Now STFU!!!!!!!:D

[GROG]

PAGING MR STFU!!! You have a phone call. Line 1. :D



And as an addendum: http://www.stfu.se/ Check out the link at the bottom....

[Dr. X]

Grog, that addendum was TOO good! For that you've earned the Double-Dung-Deluxe-Shit-SnackBox Chock-Full-To-Overflowing With Shut the Fuck Up!!!

Don't use it all in one place...

as ever, and STFU (you too Tedbo)
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

PBTTTHHH!(There! I didn't say anything,so DR.X,STFU!:p )Nice link,by the way!

[Jonas Parker]

Grog, that addendum was TOO good! For that you've earned the Double-Dung-Deluxe-Shit-SnackBox Chock-Full-To-Overflowing With Shut the Fuck Up!!!

Don't use it all in one place...

as ever, and STFU (you too Tedbo)
Dr. X :cool:

Doctor, I presume that's the special low calorie, low carb, low fat STFU?

[GROG]

I hope so. Too much STFU and my asshole blows out. :D

[Dr. X]

Doctor, I presume that's the special low calorie, low carb, low fat STFU?


Have you bumped yer head? If you think fer one minute that I'd send one of our boys in the 'box some diluted, watered-down, less-than-full-strength STFU, you gotta nother think comin'! Anything less would be a mere "shutcherass!" The infamous DDDSSBCFTOWSTFU is a guaranteed one bite artery-clogger/heart attack of STFU just waitin' to happen!! The REAL thing, if ya catch my meanin', if ya get my drift...:D

Yours in STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

Wow! Genuine Toxic-Waste Grade STFU! Is it radioactive too?

[Dr. X]

Wow! Genuine Toxic-Waste Grade STFU! Is it radioactive too?

(He caught my drift...) Glowin' in the dark even as we speak! Now, STFU, Jonas, or everybody'll want some...:D

Shut---the---f*ck---up,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

Well, I WOULD tell somebody to STFU, but nobody's sayin' anything. So somebody say something so I can tell you to STFU...:(

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

You da one who'n opened that Pandora's box of STFU!So's howz a'bout'n Shuttin'Da F***K Up!!!:p
Thay ya go,nice'n quiet down here.........then what?..........sumpin' 'bout shutt'n the f up......instigator...........:D

[Dr. X]

I just KNEW somebody'd bite!

Shut...the...F*ck...Up...Tedbo, this means YOU!!! :p :D

Shut it,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

PBTHHH!!:p

[Jonas Parker]

very quietly... STFU!

[Dr. X]

very quietly... STFU!

I HEARD THAT!!!
QUIET!!!
QUIET!!!
QUIET!!!
I hate NOISE!!!NOISE!!!NOISE!!!
so...

SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

(Yes, Jonas, I'm talkin' to YOU!!!)

Yours in STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

Dr. X, you'd better STFU or witchdoctor will have Rosie stalking YOU! :p

[Dr. X]

Rosie wouldn't dig my hairy back or my little dick and I wouldn't dig slappin' that thigh and ridin' the wave in, nor rollin' her lard ass in flour to find the wet spot...

The horror...the horror...:eek:

Now back to Jonas' STFU, already in progress...

STFU, Jonas
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

That's it! Now you've done it! Now I am REALLY pissed off! Rosie! Get Dr. X in a "Lesbian Fatlock"! Oh, and STFU!

[Dr. X]

Just as long as it ain't the "Flying Head Scissors" from the top rope...:eek:

Yers in STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[GROG]

HERE's a BIG Bloody STFU! I found the color button. Now I think I'll take some Nyquil and STFU myself...

[Jonas Parker]

Hey Grog, didja hear where Rosie O'Donnell got Dr. X in a "quadruple lesbian liplock"... and he LIKED it! But I can't say anything about it 'cause he told me to STFU! :p

[GROG]

NO! Say it isn't so! STFU!

[Dr. X]

Jonas is projecting his OWN twisted desires for obnoxious lesbian lard by trying to lay the blame on me...If rosie had really done the nefarious maneuver, you would be talking to me from beyond the grave as no mere mortal male could possibly withstand the instantly-lethal effects of the QLL. It would almost be like unleashing the contents of a DDDSSB of plutonium grade STFU in a crowded food court...the common man just cannot deal with the horror...:eek: So Grog and Jonas: Shut...THE...F*CK...UP!!!...

Shut it, yerass!
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

That's OK, Doc! I'm still your friend, regardless of your perverted interests in Rosie. I did send her an e-mail though... I told her to STFU!

[tedbo]

As far as Rosie goes,she can stfu and weld it shut!Oh,Dr.X,STFU!:p

[Dr. X]

Hey, Tedbo. I'm glad you showed up. Now I can kill two turds with one stone and just use one big STFU to do it...:D

as ever-o,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

W.C.Fields-BOY,YOU BOTHER ME....!:p Oh,STFU!

[Dr. X]

BOY,YOU BOTHER ME...

Boy...? You MUSTA said "Leroy". You ever seen a boy with a three foot pecker and enough hair on his ass to weave an Indian blanket...?!! :eek: You are cordially invited to shut the fuck up now...and in the future! :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

*yawn* Well...things are like Uncle Joe at the Junction around here-- movin' kinda slow...
So have a heapin' Saturday helpin' of tactical toxic stealth industrial ninja weapons urban grade plutonium delorean Q36 explosive space-modulator SHUTTHEF*CKUP...

Don't say it...
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

You've done well...not one peep all weekend. So let's keep up the tradition with a great big Monday cup of steamin' SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

Burp.....

[Dr. X]

I heard that...Take the advice of our asian friend, Jonas. :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

Dr. X, I can hear you thinking (at least I hear a rattle and clatter of loose gears) so STFU!

[Dr. X]

Courtesy of CHiPs...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :D

[Jonas Parker]

You realize, good Doctor, after seven pages of this crap soaking up the bandwidth here, we're both gonna get our asses thrown off this board if we don't get serious and...

STFU!
:rolleyes:

[Dr. X]

I'll risk it...

(You just don't like Ponch and an angry samurai tellin' ya what the f*ck to do...:D )

STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

Yup!,revenge is best served cold..... I know,I know....I 'kin sees them lil' gears a workin' now....(I'll git that durn rat ba$turd back onna deez dayz!!....sooner rather than later,too!........mpffhhh!)


So's ya didn't miss it!:p

[Dr. X]

Oh STFU, Ted, I ain't fergot ya. I'll deal with YER "stfu" later. Fer now just enjoy Jonas's...:D

as shut ever the,
Dr. f*ck X up :eek:

[Dr. X]

This one's fer you, Tedbo...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

Yup!,revenge is best served cold..... I know,I know....I 'kin sees them lil' gears a workin' now....(I'll git that durn rat ba$turd back onna deez dayz!!....sooner rather than later,too!........mpffhhh!):p

Dr.X,I wanted to be sure you didn't miss this.:p :p

[tedbo]

Sorry for the repeat,I am still working on computereze.I thought you still deserved a double-barrel of stfu!:D

[Dr. X]

I'll let James T. reply for me...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

On a cold day, nothing satisfies like giving someone a hot glass of STFU.:cool:

[tedbo]

Dr.X,live long and prosper,as long as ya STFU!!!:p :p









Besides,howdja know I was a pointy-eared ba$turd?

[tedbo]

I don't need ESP to know that you wouldn't mind the Vulcan mind-meld....anything to get ME to STFU!:p

[GROG]

Ooooh a new sniper motto... "One shot, one dose of 7.62 STFU" :D

[Dr. X]

Ooooh a new sniper motto... "One shot, one dose of 7.62 STFU..." :D

"You have the right to remain silent...forever. " in smaller letters under the above new sniper motto...it'd make a killer sticker. Great idea GROG...you may shut the f*ck up now, over...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday to Me!
Happy Birthday to Me!
The Rest of You STFU!

[Dr. X]

Wait 'til you see who jumps outta yer cake!!!

Have a double extra large wedge of double-tiered, triple frosted rosie o- filled STFU (with rosettes) on me...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Double barreled dose of STFU? How bout a Ma Deuce dose!

7.62

[MdlMkr 7.62]

If we all STFU who would be saying anything on this website :D

[tedbo]

Dr.X,of course!:p

[Dr. X]

If that was the case the site would be called (are ya ready?)

the "X" Files! :D

(You deserved that Ted, now kindly STFU...)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Well we can't have that can we???????????????????

:D :D :D

7.62

[Dr. X]

Nah, Scully and Mulder would be pissed. Especially when I told 'em to STFU...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Tell one of them there X files aliens to STFU too. Oh that's right, they don't talk. Dr X must 'ev told 'em to STFU. :eek:

7.62

[Dr. X]

Mouthy aliens tremble at the sound of my name...:D

Now, STFU...;)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Dr. X. Don't be a stranger man. STFU but don't stay off the 'files so long. It aint the same without you.

:D

7.62

[Dr. X]

No worries, 7.62. People are strange when yer a stranger, and I'm gettin' stranger by the minute...

So...exactly what part of STFU did you fail to understand? :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

I'll say it again... We're all here 'cause we aint all there!

:cool:

7.62

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Attention everyone, Dr. X. has left the building.................

Ha! :D

7.62

[Dr. X]

Is that a crude attempt at a joke?!! You couldn't beat me outta here with a bucket of shit and a pine top...:eek:

Now take the advice of a famous painter and...(see attachment.) :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

"You couldn't beat me outta here with a bucket of shit and a pine top..."

Well, we hope not - not that we'd try. Just missing the good Dr's wit and pith when you're not around Doc.


7.62

[Dr. X]

" a bucket of shit and a pine top..."

That's Appalachian-American for "a shitty mop..." :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Good thing you didn't step in it! :D

7.62

[Mikeal]

How did I miss STFU :confused: :D Funny thread

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Oh would everone just STFU :D

7.62

[Dr. X]

Okay, bee-yotches! New month, newSHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

Thought you'd like to know...

We now continue with yer regularly scheduled rainy-day boredom, already in progress. :(

as ever,
Dr. X:cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Yeah, it's a snowy, rainy crappy day up here in the great white north too. Good day to reload some .308 :D

7.62

[Jonas Parker]

It's really nice here in Texas, so why don't you damyankees just STFU?

[MdlMkr 7.62]

And the 'rebs don't know how to drive in 1/2" of snow. Waaaaaa.

I just tell 'em to STFU :D .

7.62 :cool:

[GROG]

How 'bout a nice military issue green STFU?

[Dr. X]

How 'bout a nice military issue green STFU?

Points for originality, GROG, now wouldya shut the f*ck up already...!!? :D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

No need to shout, just STFU!! :cool:

7.62

[GROG]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/grog18b/SWARTZSTFU.jpg

Like he said.... STFU!!

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Maybe Arnold has a Toomoor?

7.62

[ASSISTANCE FROM DISTANCE]

well I would join in and say STFU but I looks like you all have been telling everyone that for quite awile and it has not worked sounds SNAFU to me.... glad I found a palce where it looks like I will fit in.

[Dr. X]

Oh, you'll fit in just fine...as soon as you Shut the F*ck Up. :D

Welcome to the club!

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Yeah, noob. Just do what the Dr. says and STFU :D

Welcome to the 'files ;)

7.62

[Reloader_26D]

Newb, reporting for duty, and STFU, SIR! :D

[Dr. X]

At ease, noob...you may shut the f*ck up now...:cool:

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Y'all can kiss my STFU! :D

7.62 :D

[Dr. X]

ewwwwwww...:eek:

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Jonas Parker]

It's been four whole days and no posts... maybe the Doc has finally decided to STFU! Shhhhhh! :p

[Dr. X]

Do you wanna tell 'im, 7.62, or you want me to...?;)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

Nevermind, I will...crawl back under one of rosie o's butcheeks and shut the f*ck up, Jonas...(I'll go puke now...)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

ALl this tellin' folks to STFU and NOBODY LISTENS! (I'm shouting Doc) STFU already :D

7.62 ;)

[Dr. X]

It'll never happen, 7.62, never in a blackhole of new milleniums would this crew EVER STFU. Just endlessly crackin' wise, never pausing for reflection, constantly on the side of the majority, what's a quiet-lovin' curmudgeon to do but keep on keepin' on:

JUST SHUT IT THE FU*K RIGHT ON UP, PEOPLE!!!

don't hate me coz I'm beautiful...hate me coz I'm f*ckin' yer mama! :D

as neverbefore,
ST. FU :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

don't hate me coz I'm beautiful...hate me coz I'm f*ckin' yer mama!

as neverbefore,
ST. FU :cool:

Sheeet Dr. X You da man!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

7.62

[Dr. X]

Sheeet Dr. X You da man!!!

Lady X thinks so...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

Most of the time....;)

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

Okay well, every now and then it crosses her mind, dammit! :mad: (Damn, wotta buncha stiff-necked muddahfuggahs...)

STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Sounds like you're blessed with a good woman there Dr. X

We should all be so lucky with our spouses

7.62

[Dr. X]

God puts red hair on 'em as a clear warning...ignore at yer peril. :eek:

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[tedbo]

I know what you mean.I got one of them red-hairs.Never a dull moment(all on the plus side dont 'cha know!:D )Oh,.....and Doc,....STFU!:p :p

[MdlMkr 7.62]

I had a Redheaded girlfriend for a couple of years. I heeded God's warning and never looked back. A move I don't regret. Guess I didn't like being to to STFU everyday :D

7.62

[Dr. X]

Guess I didn't like being to to STFU everyday...

Why'd ya come in here then?!! This ain't exactly "being hit on the head lessons" ya know...:D

STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[Dr. X]

Never a dull moment...

THAT, my dear Tedbo, is an understatement...;)

STFU yerself,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Why'd ya come in here then?!! This ain't exactly "being hit on the head lessons" ya know...

STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

:D :D

7.62 ;)

[Jonas Parker]

Six days and no "STFU" from the Doc - a new record! Shhhhhh!
:D

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Dr. X heal thyself?? Looks like he's gone and STFU for real!! :D


And they said it couldn't be done!! :eek:

7.62 :cool:

[tedbo]

Do ya 'spose that someone put their palm to his haid and said"Demons come OUT!!"?:D :p

[Dr. X]

Unlike Jonas, 7.62, or Ted, occasionally I like to take a little time to Pause and Reflect, something ya'll are obviously unfamiliar with, which is the major reason I have to keep tellin' you'uns to shut the f*ck up...

Lack of comprehension retention I call it...:D

Yers in STFU,
Dr. X :cool:

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Lack of comprehension retention I call it...:D

Dr. X :cool:

I'm sorry, what did you say? :D

7.62 :cool:

[tedbo]

Aaahhh,but DR.X,I have this selective hearing button I can push on and off on command.Just ask my wife!:D






What's that you say?...shut the what?...The door?...it ain't open!...what?..shut the what?my fly ain't open either!...shut the .......Oh,why don't you just STFU!:p :p

[MdlMkr 7.62]

" I don't have an opinion - I'm married" - One of my coworkers

7.62 :cool:

[Dr. X]

Thought you should know...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:

[GROG]

STFU.........April Fools........Naa, really.... STFU

[MdlMkr 7.62]

An April fool and his STFU are soon united :cool:

7.62 :eek:

[Jonas Parker]

Wishing you all a Happy Easter! Now go to church and STFU!

[Jonas Parker]

Hopefully, everyone filled out their Tax Returns, mailed them in on time, and then STFU!

[GROG]

Here's an early one, wishing everyone a Happy Mother's day. Now, go tell your mom to STFU! :D

[redbug]

The good thing about a steaming hot cup of STFU is it crosses all political, religious, or economical boundries...:D

as ever,
Dr. X :cool:



I don't know.....something like that may be deemed as "unholy" to muslims by the quaran. ;)

[Reloader_26D]

STFU! :D
How's all doing?!?! Have you guys been keeping quiet? Being good?

[tedbo]

We be shuttin' the %^&$ up,and no, we haven't been good!:p

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Heck, with as quiet as it has been here I guess I don't need to tell everyone to STFU! :D

7.62

[MdlMkr 7.62]

Time for a new round of STFU!

7.62

[Windustsearch]

In the words of the great and inimitable ce and his words of wisdom to Vince:

Shut the fuck off.

Shut the fuck out.

Shut the fuck all the way around until you've shut the fuck up.

[English Mike]

Looks to me like everyone STFU - so now what the fuck do we do?:(

[Story]

Looks to me like everyone STFU - so now what the fuck do we do?:(

Find someone to snub? :confused:

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