Dr. X
11-05-2006, 07:38 PM
A farmer walks into a lawyer's office to file for divorce---
Attorney: "May I help you?"
Farmer: "Yayuh, Ah wanna get one o' them there day-vorces."
Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yayuh, Ah got about 140 acres..."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
Farmer: "Naw, Ah ain't gotta Case. Ah gotta John Deere..."
Attorney: "No, I mean do you hold a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yayuh, Ah gotta grudge. It's whar ah keep muh John Deere..."
Attorney: "No, sir. I mean do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yessuh, Ah gotta suit. Ah whar it to church on Sundays..."
Attorney: "Well , what I meant was, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Farmer: "Naw, we both get up at 4:30..."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or something?"
Farmer: "Naw, she's a little white gal, but ahr lass chile was a nagger, an' that's whah ah want this day-vorce..."
:D :D :D
as ever,
Dr. X
Attorney: "May I help you?"
Farmer: "Yayuh, Ah wanna get one o' them there day-vorces."
Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Yayuh, Ah got about 140 acres..."
Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
Farmer: "Naw, Ah ain't gotta Case. Ah gotta John Deere..."
Attorney: "No, I mean do you hold a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yayuh, Ah gotta grudge. It's whar ah keep muh John Deere..."
Attorney: "No, sir. I mean do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yessuh, Ah gotta suit. Ah whar it to church on Sundays..."
Attorney: "Well , what I meant was, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
Farmer: "Naw, we both get up at 4:30..."
Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or something?"
Farmer: "Naw, she's a little white gal, but ahr lass chile was a nagger, an' that's whah ah want this day-vorce..."
:D :D :D
as ever,
Dr. X