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Dr. X
11-05-2006, 07:15 PM
CITY OF_____________
____________ HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME______________ ALIAS____________ GANG AFFILIATION___________

1) Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40-round magazine. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to change magazines?

2) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $220.00 and 2 grams to Billy for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the coke if he doesn't cut it?

3) Rufus is pimping three girls. If the price is $85.00 per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $300.00 per day crack habit?

4) Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% profit. How may grams of cut will he need?

5) Willis gets $200.00 for stealing a BMW, $50.00 for a Chevy, and $ 25.00 for a Ford. How many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800.00?

6) Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000.00 for the hit. If his wife is spending $100.00 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7) If the average spraycan covers 22 square feet and the average graffitti letter is 3 feet, how many letters can Rodney spray with 3 cans of paint?

8) Hector knocked up 4 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the gang has Hector knocked up?


:D :D :D

as ever,
Dr. X

akfanatic
11-06-2006, 03:21 AM
Sad but true...

:(

witchdoctor
11-06-2006, 03:26 AM
You forgot a question in spanish for our illegal friends (called insurrgents in Iraq). Please repost this exam with a spanish version to be policatally correct. Thank you...





:D Damn ACLU and such....

akfanatic
11-11-2006, 01:26 AM
You forgot a question in spanish for our illegal friends (called insurrgents in Iraq). Please repost this exam with a spanish version to be policatally correct. Thank you....

What he said...
:D :D :D

Dr. X
11-11-2006, 01:53 AM
Ich kenne Spanisch nicht...:p :D Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

as ever,
Dr. X

bsdmon
11-11-2006, 10:52 AM
gotta love generalizing the minorities....

Dr. X
11-11-2006, 02:12 PM
Hey!!! Johnny's a white dude. :rolleyes: Loosen up, already!

As ever,

Dr. X (An Equal-Opportunity Joke-monger... )

jerrymrc
11-11-2006, 06:04 PM
1=3

2= $4292.50 if he sells it by the gram. $3174.28 in 8-balls

3= Hey wait a minute this is a trick test, or a trick question.......

:p

This is sad. Im white,old and I get it. Well, I did get it back when it came out...

Dr. X
11-11-2006, 08:03 PM
2= $4292.50 if he sells it by the gram. $3174.28 in 8-balls...

The fact that you:

A) Already knew this

or

B) Took the time to do the math

worries me just the slightest bit...:D :D :D

as ever,
Dr. X

HottAK47
11-12-2006, 01:47 PM
Ich kenne Spanisch nicht...:p :D Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

as ever,
Dr. X


ICH spreche Deutche und hablar Espanol as well. In fact I believe its an exelent policy for everyone to be able speak a few key phrases in the commonly encountered languages in your AO, you never know when it will come in handy.

Two that come to mind are: "Please dont shoot, I'm an unarmed civilian" and "Where can one purchase cartridges for a pistol of this type?"

Dr. X
11-12-2006, 03:04 PM
My Spanish is only the most basic: cerveza, tequila, puta...:p :D

as ever,
Dr. X

HottAK47
11-12-2006, 03:27 PM
Yes, those served me well in my forays South:D

jerrymrc
11-13-2006, 01:35 AM
The fact that you:

A) Already knew this

or

B) Took the time to do the math

worries me just the slightest bit...:D :D :D

as ever,
Dr. X

A little of both? I can rough it out off the top of my head but then someone would have corrected me. I did grow up in the 60s-70s!:D I also work in the Medical field and have lived in Europe so bouncing back and forth between systems is kind of second nature.

Dr. X
11-13-2006, 04:09 AM
I can rough it out off the top of my head...

In THAT case...how many grams of cut DOES Jerome need? :eek: :p :D

as ever,
Dr. X

jerrymrc
11-15-2006, 04:13 AM
In THAT case...how many grams of cut DOES Jerome need? :eek: :p :D

as ever,
Dr. X

He will round up to 45 grams (or more) since the hooches that are around will not put out unless they get there fix. No smack/no pussy.


Now JJ being the upstanding man he is wants to provide for the 3 kids he has already but he does have pussy staring him in the face that he is not to turn down. He also understands (next month) that he now will have 4 kids to provide for.

JJ's downfall will come in about 6-12 months when trying to provide for the 3-1/2 kids he has will mistake 20% for 50%.

When Bubba does not get the results he expected due to JJ trying to provide for the kids jj will cease to exist due to Bubba providing him with 115 Grains of a very heavy object delivered at a high rate of speed.:eek:

Dr. X
11-15-2006, 04:38 AM
When Bubba does not get the results he expected due to JJ trying to provide for the kids jj will cease to exist due to Bubba providing him with 115 Grains of a very heavy object delivered at a high rate of speed.:eek:

EXTRA CREDIT (A question in four parts): Calculate the time it takes JJ to expire from above-mentioned 115 grain high-speed projectile if hit in the:

A) Head

B) Chest

C) Abdomen

D) All of the above

(Show your work and round up to the nearest minute.) :)

as ever,
Dr. X